harry potter marathon
(Swallow the DVDs) -BMSwait until u have lost weight and pay little children to do it for u with candy (they may need some “incentive” but that’s what the whip is for)
(I might answer this question for reals on my personal blag -BMS)u can only seal props with melted dragon eggs and unicorn snot otherwise the foam WILL melt
♪(´ε` ) kiss kiss fall in love
dawn of the second day 48 hours remain
Here you go person, I accidentally deleted your ask but I think this is what you wanted.
Reblaggable by request
(Vibrator)
(via thelittlecosplaythings)
The only way to become truly androgynous is to get the best of both worlds. Collect the genitalia you don’t possess and glue it to your face.
As for the wig you should cut the back hairs off of 209 wild boars and glue it to your noggin.
Don’t forget to refer to yourself in the third person.
Sounds gr8